MY FIRST BLOG!!!!!!!!

Yes it's true after months of procrastination I have finally decided to start blogacizing! This is my first blog so if it sucks remember I'm still a noob at this I just found out how to sign into this bloody thing at 4 in the smurfin morning so I clearly have a lot of learning to do. In case you asked yourself did he just say bloody? Yes I did I'm watching Harry Potter right now and I think some of their Britishness is Materializing through the television and taking over, not that I mind because English people are freakin awesome have you ever had English muffins before? I mean I haven't but the sound of a muffin that could speak English sounds pretty cool so I'm okay with using their slang. I mean come on it sounds way better then swag right? I mean I'd rather say what are you playing at you bender? God save the queen and all that palaver you bloody tart instead of saying swag but thats just me. Does anyone else think the word swag sounds like some kind of ancient fish that got extinct millions of years ago? no just me? Okay moving on. Seeing as how this is my first blog I guess I should just be generic and talk about what everyone else is probably talking about....sponges!..................................just kidding I wouldn't do a blog about sponges no disrespect to the sponges that inhabit this world I'm just saying that although I could do a really awesome blog about sponges I would prefer not to. If I offended any fans of a certain Sponge that resides in a pineapple in an aquatic community I would like to apologize right now and if Spongebob is reading this right now I would like to say yoooo what's smurfin buddy hey I don't have my drivers license yet either *HIGH 5* some of you guys are probably saying to yourself pshhhhhh he lives in water he can't read your blog they don't even have Internet :P I would like to address you smarty farts right now by saying nothing is impossible in this world, in a world where you can grow up in a hut and end up in a mansion, receive everlasting mercy and love from God and buy 12 smurfmungus cookies from Subway for 5 dollars I would say it's possible Spongebob could get wifi and stumble upon my writing. Okay back to the real reason why I'm writing this blog the New Year and a recap of the old year. This year I was really anxious to get over with! a lot of bad things happened towards the end that I really don't want to get into right now but I have to say that despite all the really negative things I had to go through all the falls, failures, mistakes and thing that happened beyond my control I can honestly say that God is amazing even when I'm not, even when I don't get why certain things happen to me and question why things are the way they are and start to regret stuff I always know that God is perfect and I couldn't be in better hands! This year wasn't easy but at least I'm still here and grateful that I got a chance to be here this day not everyone made it to see January 1st so I'm thankful for that as well as other things. This year I don't know what to expect but I can probably assume I'll get more people calling my phone early in the morning only to find that it was the wrong number -_- honestly that really franks my furter getting woken up TWICE by the same person who dialed the wrong number! It stinks buy hey if it wasn't for that I wouldn't be doing this blog so at least something good came from that act of treason. With all that said I think I'll wrap this up it was cool kaiokenning blogger and making it 20x awesomer (if you didn't get that reference *FACEPALM* google kaioken and find out how it works -_-) this was fun I really appreciate the fact that you spent time out of your life that you cant get back to read something I wrote. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it and if you didn't please accept this smiley face as a token for your disappointment :D before I get off this I want to take the time out to send out some special I love you's to Daniel, Artie, Wanny, Brandon, and DJ EDIFIYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! emphasis on the FIYAH!!!!!! lol I love all of you so much! way more then any of you know actually I miss you guys and just know that I wouldn't be anywhere right now if I didn't have you guys with me. Even if you don't see this I still wanted to let you guys know how much I love each of you! I actually have more people to shout out like My buddy Tim KNICKS!!!!!! And the best banana pudding maker in the universe in my opinion thats why it's my wallpaper on twitter still Lol Jose even though I hate you (lol insider) David even though he's stranded somewhere in the south my bro the Holden if ya smellllllll haha you know the rest man and Ms Stephanie Wednesday I mean Friday HOT POCKETS!!!!! :) I wasn't gonna exclude you guys I love you too :D I know I missed a bunch load of you people but keep in mind ive been doing this for about 2 hours and I think I brain damaged enough of you people as it is. So, with that said let me know what you thought about this and if I should do more! I love you guys thanks for reading this I wish you all a great year filled with cookies and ice cream and all that good stuff if your diabetic I'm sorry if your lactose intolerant whoops my bad if you hate everything just ignore my last statement completely MERRY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! :D