Drinking and Driving

I Know I know I was supposed to have this blog ready since yesterday buuuuuuut unfortunately I didn't because I had nobody dial the wrong number and wake me up at 1am looking for some Caribbean guy. I wanted to use this blog to come clean even though most of you might have the sudden urge to chase me and try to beat me with sticks. To all of you violent to wilder beasts who love violence I just want to let you know that I know people who will sell me scripture rocks and you
Better believe I'll stick them all in a sock and beat you with the holy spirit :P Lady Bee please have my rocks on standby for me please lol with that said I'm ready to come clean. I have been drinking and driving and indadvertedly caused someone a lot of pain. I know I know, I messed up you don't have to tell me that what I did was stupid I feel bad enough as it is -_- but good did come out of this situation I am now wise in this area and can now teach others on how to avoid this situation. Remember people we go through situations for a reason all we can do is trust that God will see us through once we get ourself in some mess! when we do that we can have the confidence to continue the race even when we know we have no chance of finishing rainbow road in first place! I have to say that even though I'm nit mad at myself anymore it sucks did you ever try to play Mario Kart Wii and while you were winning decide to drink chocolate milk? It's crazy smh and to think I thought I was all that in a bottle of ranch dressing thinking I could look away on RAINBOW SMURFIN ROAD! to take some shots of nesquik and still win. I feel so ashamed of myself I not only fell off the edge I took down that stupid dragonsaur turtle Bowser down with me, don't get me wrong people I do feel kinda bad I cost him the race but you gotta understand he hit me with like 6 red shells I never seen 2nd place get so many of those in my life! I think he might be distantly related to my brother Brandon using cheat codes all the time and what not lol it's crazy but that's why I don't feel bad about making him lose he had it coming! Me coming in 5th place is what grinds my gears oh well at least I got to see people eat maggots with blood sauce and roaches on fear factor so I feel better :D with all that said I learned my lesson don't drink and drive it causes a lot of problems! if you absolutely need to get chocolate wasted please be responsible and pause first! Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed this I love you guys and merry driving everyone :D