Epic Foods!

Now I know I normally do one of these a week but I couldn't help myself cause I just did one of the best combinations I ever came up with! I mean sure it's not as good as the cheese burger banana pie or the quesadilla sundae or the glue crayon but it's still pretty smurfin epic :D now I know must of you stopped for a second to think to yourself wait hold up I know this guy didn't eat a crayon with glue on it and to that I have 3 responses 1. You clearly do not know me at all if you're asking yourself that 2. That's why I say I belong on fear factor, Ripleys believe it or not or at least the Disney Channel (I know that doesn't make sense but I thought I would include it anyway cause I like how you see the mouse ears when you look it up on the tv guide and 3. I'll do a blog on that some other time because as you all know I'm not one to get off topic :D so with that said I'll be sharing with all of you one of my awesome creations! Seeing as how I'm a professional food fusionist specialist and I find joy in mixing together exotic foods and stuff. Okay Haitian people and people who were fortunate enough to have someone sneak them some griot all know that Haitian food is the dopefreshness I mean come on that stuff totally reeks of awesomeness but although it rocks the party that rocks the body it can get a little boring sometimes. Having it all the time everyday isn't fun and I've been wracking my brain for years trying to figure out how to spice up the meals in the food kingdom until a light bulb went on today and I figured it out! What better food to combine with rice, meatballs and brown bean sauce then.............wait for it.................wait for it................CAPN CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know what most of you are thinking and yes this discovery does surpass those magic machines in the bathroom that give you paper when you wave your hand in every possible way! Cap'n Crunch triples the epic value of pretty much every meal you could think of, it gives it that extra zing that catapults the taste and makes it 30 times awesomer making it a 6 flag meal :D some of you might be a bit spectacle about trying it but I can assure you that you will not get bubble guts or any other kind of rare painful viruses by adding cereal to your meal so you have absolutely nothing to worry about! I tried it and I'm still as perfectly sane as I was last week! So with that said I hope some of you will try it and to the people who won't have fun with your ham and cheese you squares lol Happy Fusions everyone!