Epic Foods!

Now I know I normally do one of these a week but I couldn't help myself cause I just did one of the best combinations I ever came up with! I mean sure it's not as good as the cheese burger banana pie or the quesadilla sundae or the glue crayon but it's still pretty smurfin epic :D now I know must of you stopped for a second to think to yourself wait hold up I know this guy didn't eat a crayon with glue on it and to that I have 3 responses 1. You clearly do not know me at all if you're asking yourself that 2. That's why I say I belong on fear factor, Ripleys believe it or not or at least the Disney Channel (I know that doesn't make sense but I thought I would include it anyway cause I like how you see the mouse ears when you look it up on the tv guide and 3. I'll do a blog on that some other time because as you all know I'm not one to get off topic :D so with that said I'll be sharing with all of you one of my awesome creations! Seeing as how I'm a professional food fusionist specialist and I find joy in mixing together exotic foods and stuff. Okay Haitian people and people who were fortunate enough to have someone sneak them some griot all know that Haitian food is the dopefreshness I mean come on that stuff totally reeks of awesomeness but although it rocks the party that rocks the body it can get a little boring sometimes. Having it all the time everyday isn't fun and I've been wracking my brain for years trying to figure out how to spice up the meals in the food kingdom until a light bulb went on today and I figured it out! What better food to combine with rice, meatballs and brown bean sauce then.............wait for it.................wait for it................CAPN CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I know what most of you are thinking and yes this discovery does surpass those magic machines in the bathroom that give you paper when you wave your hand in every possible way! Cap'n Crunch triples the epic value of pretty much every meal you could think of, it gives it that extra zing that catapults the taste and makes it 30 times awesomer making it a 6 flag meal :D some of you might be a bit spectacle about trying it but I can assure you that you will not get bubble guts or any other kind of rare painful viruses by adding cereal to your meal so you have absolutely nothing to worry about! I tried it and I'm still as perfectly sane as I was last week! So with that said I hope some of you will try it and to the people who won't have fun with your ham and cheese you squares lol Happy Fusions everyone!

Drinking and Driving

I Know I know I was supposed to have this blog ready since yesterday buuuuuuut unfortunately I didn't because I had nobody dial the wrong number and wake me up at 1am looking for some Caribbean guy. I wanted to use this blog to come clean even though most of you might have the sudden urge to chase me and try to beat me with sticks. To all of you violent to wilder beasts who love violence I just want to let you know that I know people who will sell me scripture rocks and you
Better believe I'll stick them all in a sock and beat you with the holy spirit :P Lady Bee please have my rocks on standby for me please lol with that said I'm ready to come clean. I have been drinking and driving and indadvertedly caused someone a lot of pain. I know I know, I messed up you don't have to tell me that what I did was stupid I feel bad enough as it is -_- but good did come out of this situation I am now wise in this area and can now teach others on how to avoid this situation. Remember people we go through situations for a reason all we can do is trust that God will see us through once we get ourself in some mess! when we do that we can have the confidence to continue the race even when we know we have no chance of finishing rainbow road in first place! I have to say that even though I'm nit mad at myself anymore it sucks did you ever try to play Mario Kart Wii and while you were winning decide to drink chocolate milk? It's crazy smh and to think I thought I was all that in a bottle of ranch dressing thinking I could look away on RAINBOW SMURFIN ROAD! to take some shots of nesquik and still win. I feel so ashamed of myself I not only fell off the edge I took down that stupid dragonsaur turtle Bowser down with me, don't get me wrong people I do feel kinda bad I cost him the race but you gotta understand he hit me with like 6 red shells I never seen 2nd place get so many of those in my life! I think he might be distantly related to my brother Brandon using cheat codes all the time and what not lol it's crazy but that's why I don't feel bad about making him lose he had it coming! Me coming in 5th place is what grinds my gears oh well at least I got to see people eat maggots with blood sauce and roaches on fear factor so I feel better :D with all that said I learned my lesson don't drink and drive it causes a lot of problems! if you absolutely need to get chocolate wasted please be responsible and pause first! Thanks for reading hope you enjoyed this I love you guys and merry driving everyone :D

MY FIRST BLOG!!!!!!!!

Yes it's true after months of procrastination I have finally decided to start blogacizing! This is my first blog so if it sucks remember I'm still a noob at this I just found out how to sign into this bloody thing at 4 in the smurfin morning so I clearly have a lot of learning to do. In case you asked yourself did he just say bloody? Yes I did I'm watching Harry Potter right now and I think some of their Britishness is Materializing through the television and taking over, not that I mind because English people are freakin awesome have you ever had English muffins before? I mean I haven't but the sound of a muffin that could speak English sounds pretty cool so I'm okay with using their slang. I mean come on it sounds way better then swag right? I mean I'd rather say what are you playing at you bender? God save the queen and all that palaver you bloody tart instead of saying swag but thats just me. Does anyone else think the word swag sounds like some kind of ancient fish that got extinct millions of years ago? no just me? Okay moving on. Seeing as how this is my first blog I guess I should just be generic and talk about what everyone else is probably talking about....sponges!..................................just kidding I wouldn't do a blog about sponges no disrespect to the sponges that inhabit this world I'm just saying that although I could do a really awesome blog about sponges I would prefer not to. If I offended any fans of a certain Sponge that resides in a pineapple in an aquatic community I would like to apologize right now and if Spongebob is reading this right now I would like to say yoooo what's smurfin buddy hey I don't have my drivers license yet either *HIGH 5* some of you guys are probably saying to yourself pshhhhhh he lives in water he can't read your blog they don't even have Internet :P I would like to address you smarty farts right now by saying nothing is impossible in this world, in a world where you can grow up in a hut and end up in a mansion, receive everlasting mercy and love from God and buy 12 smurfmungus cookies from Subway for 5 dollars I would say it's possible Spongebob could get wifi and stumble upon my writing. Okay back to the real reason why I'm writing this blog the New Year and a recap of the old year. This year I was really anxious to get over with! a lot of bad things happened towards the end that I really don't want to get into right now but I have to say that despite all the really negative things I had to go through all the falls, failures, mistakes and thing that happened beyond my control I can honestly say that God is amazing even when I'm not, even when I don't get why certain things happen to me and question why things are the way they are and start to regret stuff I always know that God is perfect and I couldn't be in better hands! This year wasn't easy but at least I'm still here and grateful that I got a chance to be here this day not everyone made it to see January 1st so I'm thankful for that as well as other things. This year I don't know what to expect but I can probably assume I'll get more people calling my phone early in the morning only to find that it was the wrong number -_- honestly that really franks my furter getting woken up TWICE by the same person who dialed the wrong number! It stinks buy hey if it wasn't for that I wouldn't be doing this blog so at least something good came from that act of treason. With all that said I think I'll wrap this up it was cool kaiokenning blogger and making it 20x awesomer (if you didn't get that reference *FACEPALM* google kaioken and find out how it works -_-) this was fun I really appreciate the fact that you spent time out of your life that you cant get back to read something I wrote. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it and if you didn't please accept this smiley face as a token for your disappointment :D before I get off this I want to take the time out to send out some special I love you's to Daniel, Artie, Wanny, Brandon, and DJ EDIFIYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! emphasis on the FIYAH!!!!!! lol I love all of you so much! way more then any of you know actually I miss you guys and just know that I wouldn't be anywhere right now if I didn't have you guys with me. Even if you don't see this I still wanted to let you guys know how much I love each of you! I actually have more people to shout out like My buddy Tim KNICKS!!!!!! And the best banana pudding maker in the universe in my opinion thats why it's my wallpaper on twitter still Lol Jose even though I hate you (lol insider) David even though he's stranded somewhere in the south my bro the Holden if ya smellllllll haha you know the rest man and Ms Stephanie Wednesday I mean Friday HOT POCKETS!!!!! :) I wasn't gonna exclude you guys I love you too :D I know I missed a bunch load of you people but keep in mind ive been doing this for about 2 hours and I think I brain damaged enough of you people as it is. So, with that said let me know what you thought about this and if I should do more! I love you guys thanks for reading this I wish you all a great year filled with cookies and ice cream and all that good stuff if your diabetic I'm sorry if your lactose intolerant whoops my bad if you hate everything just ignore my last statement completely MERRY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! :D