Yes its true there is a new disease that apparently has emerged and is effecting a lot of people, actually its not new but I thought I would bring this up cause it seems to have escalated and is taking over not only my house but a whole bunch of houses all over the world! Now I know most of you are thinking to yourself pshhhhh yeah whatever why should I care its not like I'm gonna catch this virus or lol I don't have no deficiencies XD I take my senzu beans, my flintstone vitamins and my hyper potions I'm good right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU you couldn't be more mistaken I'm afraid there is no amount of Robitussin that can cure you from "Relinquere Apertum Ostium Deficiency"
Now some of you are probably scratching your heads saying to yourself what the furby is Relinquere Apertum Ostium Deficiency and how could this potentially destroy my sanity? well its quite simple in layman's terms it translates to "leaving the door open!" now you all know what I mean by that how many times have you been in your room minding your own business and then all of a sudden some reekazoid decides to barge in for whatever reason and then leaves the room WITHOUT CLOSING THE SMURFIN DOOR? now I know I'm not the only one who has been in that unfortunate situation and as bad as that is there is in fact something worse in addition to someone leaving the room door open. Curious to know what this act of treason is? okay picture this someone walks into your room opens YOUR closet for no reason and leaves it open! and then have the jerkface walk out and leave your room door open as well http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=9084514 O_O
I know I know, as frightening as that sounds this actually happens in my house almost everyday this is Relinquere Apertum Ostium Deficiency at its absolute worst! only people with a severe case of this disease can actually perform this act of smurfsphemy! its very sad because this habit of leaving the door open with out closing it might actually be some type of genetic disorder that prevents certain people with the common sense to shut the door before they exit a room or it could be a virus like I said before either way its a problem did you know that 80% of people on this planet had this happen to them in their life? and if for some reason you didn't have this happen to you you're most likely the grimer who keeps doing these ridiculous things? yeah its not cool man not cool at all -_-
For the people who either realized after reading this HEY I know someone who contains this jerk syndrome! and for some reason doesn't have the ability to shut the door when they leave a room or if you realized you're the poor unfortunate soul who ruins peoples lives by keeping the door open all I have to say is you're so lucky God didn't make that a commandment in the New Testament you guys got off SO easy so I think you should pray like right now.................................................................................................................................................I bet you didn't even do it too smsh! anyway for you dropners (door openers for you people who lack fastness) I suggest you seek counseling, therapy or even look for vaccinations to try and get through your mental incapacitation its okay guys its not your fault...well actually it is but I'm positive your faulty chromosomes one day won't ruin the lives of us normal people with your constant refusal to shut the door with that said Merry Good Saturday Guys :D
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