So gangstas..... we've all seen and encountered these special kinds of people before they don't tend to look like relatively happy people for some reason and they're not the kind of people you want to see while you're coming from Ihop at 5:00 in the morning with a bag. However we've all seen them. Either on tv, or your sister is probably dating one of these ruffians, or maybe you're one of those non-smiling people who like to sag and show everyone how you're color coordinated enough to match your draws with your Jordan's and show everyone how "fashionable" you are, which is cool but if you get butt fungus from sitting on the train or bus with your trend don't get mad bro!
Anyway these guys have a look and a certain image they have to maintain where ever they go; the tough, unapproachable/mad at the world, my dog just got hit by a bus oh the humanity look, they just gotta look mad at all times! Makes sense though if you're trying to intimidate someone you can't keep smiling all the time that's thug 101! There are certain things you should and should not do but the gangsta or "G" I saw today clearly had no idea what he was doing which brings us to my story!
I go pick up my little sister almost everyday she's in the 5th grade so I walk her home. Today I go there and the kids are on a trip so some of us have to wait outside for them to come back, that's where I see this guy. He's standing there pants on the ground and with an attitude because he has to wait to pick up whoever. While he's waiting he goes to the ice cream truck, gets a cone, and stands outside trying not to eat it like a normal person cause he's standing there the whole time licking the ice cream but every time he does he's looking up with the meanest look on his face grilling everyone like he's got something hidden in the shadows waiting for the person who happens to run up on him and tries to snatch it out his hand. To me that's the most hilarious thing I've ever saw in my life and while I'm there I'm trying not to look at him because he looks freakin ridiculous!
You're at an elementary school looking like you just got out of solitary confinement for stabbing someone and you're licking a rainbow sprinkled ice cream cone trying to look like you don't enjoy it? I swear he looked like he was ready to pop a cap in somebodies kneecap if they tried to take it away, which made it even more funny! He destroyed his whole image the second he bought it. You can't look cool licking an ice cream cone especially one that has rainbow sprinkles on it! The sprinkles are supposed to make you happy and you're sitting there looking like you're trying to fight the effects which makes no sense; it makes you look dumb. I don't know who gave him his diploma in thuganomics because it didn't look like he deserved it at all!
Thing is if you're a G and want to eat something get some food that will make you look cool while you're eating it, go get some pretzel sticks so it looks like you're smoking a cigar while you suck the salt off of it, get some cheez doodles so you can look like you have an attitude while you're chewing it, or if you're a blood go get a cherry flavored spice girls lollipop and put it to the side of your mouth that way when you're done with it you're mouth will be all red and you can show people how down for your set you are when you open your mouth but don't stand posted up at an elementary school licking on a rainbow sprinkled ice cream cone! It doesn't matter how many times you look up to give mean dirty looks to people in between licks or how low your pants are you look stupid!
G's are supposed to intimidate you and have you thinking they're about to do something to you like they're going to shoot, stab or rob you or they're blood and they're gonna throw red glitter in your face whatever it is they're supposed to make it look like something unpleasant will happen to you by being around them but that guy obviously didn't study the handbook.
It's okay though I'm glad he was a thug noob or a toob as I'd like to call him because that made my whole day and it just shows not everybody is good at everything practice makes perfect no matter what it is what you do or what you try to do!
Note: I do not support nor do I condone the practice of gangsterisms. The last paragraph was meant for anything so practice something good! :D
- Gspar
