Fun at the Gym

So I happened to get up this morning due to extreme boredom and I decided hey since I'm not doing anything at 5am why not get up and go to the gym and lay the smackdown on some machines cause I had no smurfin thing to do this morning so I got up and went to go workout. Now I know some of you are saying whaaaaaatttt?!?!?! All that stuff that's wrong with you why in furbys name would you decide to go to the gym in your condition? Why not eat a box of vanilla wafers and watch a pup named scooby doo isn't that better for you? Well as awesome as that sounds my vanilla wafers box is half way done and scooby doo doesn't start until 9:30 in case you reekazoids didn't know :P I already have to pay for what I did so let's not stoop to I told you so's people and just listen to the story lol. Okay so anyone whose ever been to the gym should know what to expect in case you never been to one before I'm about to break down the people you'll run into! There's the yoga/dance people in the back listening to techno or some other type of gibberish, there's the old people on cardio machines who you pray won't have a heart attack on the treadmill, there's the people who were trained by batman who jump around and do a whole bunch of crazy flips and odd spiderman type workouts, the soldier soldier injected people who lift weights and go like GRAHHHHHHHH! RAHHHHHHHHHH! HURAHHHHHHHHH! Or some other constipated sounding screams when they lift weights and then get up and look to see if people were looking at them all amazed lol and then there's my kind, the people who come to work out, leave and don't care what anybody else is doing cause honestly why the mcnugget should I give a hamburglar what your doing? Pshhhhhh I came to level up myself watching you won't fill up my experience bar so I'm not gonna sit and spectate like the other group of people you might see. So there you go that's your encyclopedia for people who lurk in the gym lol okay so while I was on the treadmill (I know I shouldn't have went on it pay attention to the story -_-) I was listening to some music and looking at the time like I always do and then all of a second I felt a bunch of beady eyes staring at me so I look up and BAM there were 2 African American steroid Shrek looking people staring at me while I'm on the treadmill. Since I'm a relatively quick thinker and have the ability to process situations think about every possible action and reaction and then come up with the best possible solutions in about 3 seconds I knew I had 3
Options 1. Jump off and run away 2. Kick both of them jump off and run away and 3. Ask them why the fudge monkey were they looking at me. Now while options 1 and 2 seem like the logical choice because they come with me still living to have another bowl of banana pudding (MY BANANA PUDDING IS THE DOPEFRESHNESS BY THE WAY :D) the combination of not eating this morning and being sick made me go against my better judgment and pick option 3 lol but I didn't say it like that though I took one ear phone out and asked them can I help you with something? Then mini Shrek said we wanted to know what you're listening to so I told them
I'm listening to Diamond Dolls by the Chipettes because I love that song! its freakin awesome and I was half way through with it until I was interrupted -_- I guess they heard it cause my headphones are really loud. Then big shrek says that's not work out music son if your a man you gotta listen To some real man stuff............ Now I don't know how other people would feel but that annoyed me to the point where I had to stop the machine. I come to the gym to work out not Impress people with the soundtrack I listen to and that's exactly what I said to them too! I honestly don't care what music you like I work out to Christian music, the Chipmunks and whatever else I like! say what you want but if you were real men you wouldn't feel the need to come up and bother random people like kids who didn't reach puberty yet! NOW as soon as I said that I thought to myself what the tubby custard is wrong with me? Artie was right I have no filter from my brain to my mouth I'm gonna die these guys are gonna kill me and I'm gonna be dead :O Jesus I'll be there in about 45 seconds I hope you have my room ready cause I'm coming Lord! please tell my nanas I'm on my way Awww man no more bacon :( now while I was thinking that and getting prepared to high 5 Jesus in the next couple of seconds some old woman who was in the back screamed out Amen! You tell them baby don't let people judge you why are you bothering him leave the boy alone and I had to lol on the inside cause this lady was going crazy on these guys haha they look like they put steroids in their cereal and now they're getting screamed at by an old lady? HA! they eventually left though cause people started staring and that was the end of that lol this had to be one of the most interesting mornings I ever had and this all happened before 8:30 XD dont let nobody tell you what to do and don't try and change yourself to please other people that's how I feel if I want to work out to Phineas and Ferb, Rep Christ, Whip my Hair or the Duck Tales theme song I'm gonna do it cause I don't care what anybody thinks but Jesus! he's the only one that matters that's how I am and the only one who I'm gonna change myself for! With that said that was my epic morning I've had in a long time I came close to getting hulk smashed to death but I'm alive to blogasize, tweet and get high off the smell of banana pudding for another day thanks to Jesus and this old lady who likes to yell at people :D